MY CAT IS IN THE KITCHEN KILLING A MOUSE. NORMALLY I WOULDNT MIND, BUT I WANT TO COOK MY RAVIOLI OS!

this man on the bus is mixing water into his henny. whadafug?

just joined a video chat with 2 other people at http://www.tinychat.com/projectmayhem #tinychat http://tinychat.com

0 dollars. its who i am.

Win a new Macbook Pro on Cyber Monday 2009. Details here: http://bit.ly/29rFES

AM I GONNA???

maybe im just like my mother. shess never satisfied….

Blue shoes yellow ride. weeeest pilsen

I cant even tell you how stressed out that dream made me

why is somebody always yelling on the bus.

it was trifling…

sers, why is there a stack of moldy silver dollar pancakes on my counter?

this halloween is; “what can my clothes make?”

ive never seen a kid fall on the bus when it stops before. today i saw it twice.

i spy; a pregnant lady smoking… :/